Hella

(Source: fuks)

stream:
“Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade
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Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade

(Source: stream)

30 Years ago everyone could afford a house, but no one could afford a big TV. These days, everyone has a big TV but no one can afford a house.

millennial-review:

thegravelbro:

breaktotheotherside:
pandaflavouredcookies:
davvic321:
My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
The morning murps
Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.
this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

(Source: davvic)

neo-soulless:

tetraterezi:
lobotomybarbie:
I fucking love cold air..when it hits my face it’s like..free drugs . Cold air hitting ur face is drugs for free
So i am not the only one who vomits due to cold air.

mother-duster:

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

thurisazsalail:

taahko:
taahko:
last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are
today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”
the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism